Wife & Husband

Wife : agar main mar jaon to tum kia karo ge

Husband : Shayed main bhi mar jaon ga

Wife : kyon
Husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janlewa hoti hai

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Abba

Son : abba idhe aa jaa

Father : beta aise nahi bulatey .izzat se bulatey hain
Son : abba chal izzat se idher aa jaa

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Sardar ji As a Costumer Care Officer

sardar ji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi

Caller : sim block ho gayi hai

Sardar : phenk issay aur Warid ki nayi sim daal le

Apna khayal rakhiye ga
Ufone call karne ka shukriya

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Santa ke ghar baiti

santa ke ghar bati paida hoi

tu banta bola abe yeh bari hogi tu larkay isay chairengay

Santa : nahi cherengay

Banta : wo kaisay
Santa : main is ka naam didi rakhoonga

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I Love You

Dil karta hai zameen say aik pathar uthaon

uss par likhon . I LOVE YOUUU.

phir woh zoor say aap ke sar par de maroon.

tab aap ko pata chale ga ka .

how much I LOVE YOUUU




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